bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

4 hours ago // 91,030 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

4 hours ago // 262,881 notes

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(Source: fake-mermaid)

4 hours ago // 112,557 notes

exhists:

sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50 

4 hours ago // 122,308 notes

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

4 hours ago // 184,038 notes

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

4 hours ago // 212,645 notes

tonyabbot:

chamicorn:

tonyabbot:

can science side of tumblr explain this?

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Bones let skeletons do the wiggly wiggly

thanks science side of tumblr 

*throws dog biscuit*

4 hours ago // 286 notes

hellacarlos:

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

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(Source: dangerronpa)

4 hours ago // 234,520 notes