gnarly:

in math class like

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hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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19 hours ago // 210,519 notes

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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magicalveronica:

terrified-children:

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

So much childhood right here

ah so much

19 hours ago // 196,908 notes

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

20 hours ago // 55,600 notes

nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

(Source: clearsama)

20 hours ago // 324,143 notes

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

20 hours ago // 315,384 notes
  • me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
  • me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside

20 hours ago // 411,804 notes